Sloth
I’m on my couch now, trying to come to terms with the fact that tomorrow is a work day. I am hungry, yet too lazy to get up and fix dinner. And there is, appropriately, a show on the History Channel about the Seven Deadly Sins and they are talking about sloth. If the Snuggie infomercial airs, I will probably buy one. The Sunggie people should air their commercial right now, right at this moment. Because I can’t be the only one who is home, laying on their couch, watching a History Channel special about sloth, and trying to come to terms with the fact that vacation time is over. Hungry, yet too lazy to get off the couch to get food.
Tomorrow I will hopefully change back into a Roe Deer, which are not lazy at all as they sleep something, like, one hour a day.
Ah, I remember learning about sloths and roe deers in our psychobiology class. You really were a roe deer in college. What happened?