Musings of the Crabby Shy/Wild

I remember when I was much younger and older relatives and other adults would express shock and horror at the clothes and actions and poor taste of younger people. Sometimes in an effort to explore and push the envelope, both natural activities, kids just miss the mark terribly. And adults say, “Not in my house” or “My mother would have…” When I came home on break from college once with blond hair my father just cried. I didn’t understand.

Enter Marche Taylor, an otherwise lovely Texas senior who was denied entry into her prom for trying to wear the Category 5 disaster below to the event. She was subsequently handcuffed, presumably for causing some ruckus in addition to obvious crimes of fashion. The most amazing thing to me is that she proudly models the dress for a news crew. Sadly, it kind of looks like she was sleeping au naturel when her house caught fire and she pulled down some drapery as she fled.

My mother would have…