Disjointed Gay Things
Men’s clothes – the kind that don’t cost an arm and a leg – are rather boring. So I’ve decided that, until such a time as I can walk into the Dior Hommes shop and order those assholes around, I will incorporate some women’s clothing into my wardrobe. First stop: the summer blouse. Much as I love throwing on jeans, Pumas, and a T-shirt why not substitute blouse for T-shirt? Ideally, I would like a halter blouse with one of those eighties floppy penis-looking collars but until I find one I’m rocking the blouse below, from J Crew. I might get an Easy-Bake Oven while I’m at it, too. In other exciting news, my friend Mark and I decided today that for Drag Invasion this summer I shall go as style icon Grace Jones, circa Mayday in A View to a Kill. 
Well, not all good garments have to cost an arm and a leg. Some of us take pride in making garments that are of highest quality but still have it be affordable to all people! I know you only jest, but really, we do offer great bespoke shirts at a very very reasonable price. I urge you to visit us and try us out. We are looking for some people to try out our new product. Email me and I will send you some coupons to share with your friends.
if the grace jones drag doesn’t work out you could always go a nick rhodes …
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